gagle fuck

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A gagle fuck is when a place is so packed it feels like you're stuck in a meat grinder with your neighbors.
The mall on Black Friday was a gagle fuck. I couldn't move without stepping on someone's toes.
The subway car looked like a sausage factory. Total gagle fuck.
The concert was a gagle fuck. I got squished like a pancake.
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A gagle fuck happens when a place is so full it's like everyone is trying to punch you at the same time.
That restaurant at lunchtime was a gagle fuck. I almost got elbowed out of my seat.
The hallway during passing period was a gagle fuck. I had to fight my way through.
The stadium was a gagle fuck. I had to stand on someone's shoulders to see the game.
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A gagle fuck is when you're so packed in a place it’s like you're in a trash can with a bunch of angry raccoons.
The bus was a gagle fuck. I had to breathe someone’s farts the whole way.
The airport was a gagle fuck. I was stuck next to a guy who smelled like old socks.
The concert was a gagle fuck. I got bumped like a pinball machine.
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A gagle fuck is when you're so crammed into a place it's like you're in a jail cell with a thousand angry prisoners.
That hallway during homeroom was a gagle fuck. I couldn’t move without getting yelled at.
The lunchroom was a gagle fuck. I got spilled on by three different kids.
The football game was a gagle fuck. I had to fight for my spot in the crowd.
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A gagle fuck is when a place is so packed it’s like you're in a blender with your worst enemies.
The restaurant was a gagle fuck. I almost got kicked out for fighting over a chair.
The train was a gagle fuck. I had to stand next to a guy who was eating a sandwich like it was a war zone.
The hallway was a gagle fuck. I had to dodge people like they were trying to kill me.
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A gagle fuck is when you're in a place so full it’s like you're in a meat locker with a thousand angry bulls.
That stadium was a gagle fuck. I couldn’t hear the music because of all the yelling.
The mall on the weekend was a gagle fuck. I got stepped on by five different people.
The bus was a gagle fuck. I had to sit on someone’s knees the whole way.
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