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The only guy who could make a toilet look cool
Gagjuan walks in and the toilet blushes.
He turned a broken toilet into a throne.
The toilet asked him for a raise.
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The human version of a superhero with no weaknesses
He beat up a superhero just for fun.
He didn’t even break a sweat.
He took the throne from the toilet king.
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The guy who makes your life look like a bad movie
He showed up and my life became a sequel.
I was the sidekick, he was the main hero.
He turned my bad day into a blockbuster.
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The only guy who could make a fart sound like a symphony
He farted and the whole school stood up and clapped.
His farts had a standing ovation.
He turned flatulence into art.
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The guy who could make a math test look like a joke
He solved the math test in 10 seconds.
He made the teacher cry.
He turned algebra into a laugh.
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The only guy who could make a lunchroom look like a palace
He turned a lunchroom into a palace with just a smile.
He made the sandwiches bow to him.
He had a throne made of pizza.