Gagistan

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A fancy word for when someone sees your outfit and loses all ability to talk, like they got hit in the face with a pie.

Your shirt, pants, and shoes all match perfectly. They just stared at you like you were a freak.

They saw your hair and thought you had a pet flamingo.

They said, 'I can't breathe, I'm too impressed.'

When you walk in and someone’s jaw drops so far it could be used as a bridge.

They looked like they had seen a ghost in a neon suit.

They dropped their phone and it broke because they were too amazed.

They started drooling like they had never seen a good outfit before.

A place where people go to serve, but it’s also where you go when someone’s so stunned they can’t even think straight.

Your outfit was so good, they forgot how to talk.

They just stood there like a statue made of confusion.

They tried to say something but came out like a broken robot.

When someone sees your outfit and it’s like you just hit them with a big ol’ slap in the face.

They looked like they had been kicked by a donkey.

They said, 'What is that? Is that a new species?'

They stared at you like you had grown a second head.

A place where you go to serve, and people go to get their brains knocked out by how good you look.

They looked like they had been hit by a truck and a rainbow.

They said, 'I need a drink, I can’t handle this.'

They stared at you like you had just invented fashion.