gagina

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a vag that looks like it was stretched by a truck
My aunt’s vag is so wide I could park a bike in it.
That girl’s vag is like a doorway.
He saw her vag and said, 'I’m not coming back.'
2
a dirty lesbian who smells like a gym sock and a dumpster
That woman is a gagina and I can tell by her farts.
She’s a gagina and she eats pizza at 3 a. m.
I dated a gagina and I still have nightmares.
3
the hole you make when you cut your gooch and it bleeds on you
I shaved my gooch and it bled everywhere like a waterfall.
My gooch slit made a hole and I cried.
I cut my gooch and it looked like a wound.
4
a vag so bad it makes you want to throw up and punch someone
That vag is so gross I threw up in the trash.
I saw her vag and I ran out screaming.
He looked at her vag and said, 'I’m never eating again.'
5
when a woman is so fat her blubber looks like a vag
That woman is a fat vag in a dress.
Her blubber looks like a big hole.
I think she’s a vag made of meat.
6
a magical fruit only the best men can eat
He ate the gagina and got strong.
Only the best men get to eat gagina.
I tried to eat gagina and it was too good for me.
7
what you call someone when they mess up your blunt vag
He said 'gagona' and messed up my blunt.
My friend called me gagina and ruined the blunt.
I said 'gagona' and my blunt looked like a donkey.
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