Gagimir

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A walking legend with a face that could make a saint blush and a wallet that could pay for a whole army of prostitutes.
My ex is a Gagimir. He spent $10,000 on a hotel suite just to flirt with the maid.
That guy is a Gagimir. He came into the bar and the entire place went silent.
I saw a Gagimir in the mall. He bought a car for his dog.
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A human who looks like a god and spends money like it’s going out of style.
My cousin is a Gagimir. He tipped the waiter $500 and called him ‘my son’.
That dude is a Gagimir. He walked into the club and the bouncer asked him to leave.
I met a Gagimir at the gym. He paid for the entire floor to be cleaned.
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A guy so good-looking and loaded, he makes your life feel like a bad dream.
My neighbor is a Gagimir. He bought a mansion just to have a better view of the lake.
That Gagimir walked in, and my whole day went to hell.
I saw a Gagimir in the park. He threw $100 at a pigeon.
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A person who looks like a king and spends money like it’s confetti.
My friend is a Gagimir. He bought a private jet just to avoid traffic.
That Gagimir came into the restaurant, and the chef dropped his knife.
I met a Gagimir at the mall. He paid for my entire family’s shopping.
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A human who is so rich and hot, he could make a poor person cry.
My brother is a Gagimir. He spent $20,000 on a cake just to impress his date.
That Gagimir walked in, and the whole room turned into a fan club.
I saw a Gagimir in the street. He threw $50 at a beggar just for fun.
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A man so rich and attractive, he could make a nun lose her vows.
My uncle is a Gagimir. He bought a spaceship just to get a better view of the moon.
That Gagimir came into the bar, and the bartender fainted.
I met a Gagimir in the park. He paid for a concert just to listen to a pigeon sing.
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