Gagillionare

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A rich dude who has a Gagillion dollars or could have had one if they didn’t waste money on AOL disks and still think they’re cool.
I’m a Gagillionare, I had 5000 AOL disks and still didn’t get the internet.
My grandpa is a Gagillionare, he spent $2000 on a disk that didn’t work.
That guy is a Gagillionare, he got rich then threw it all away on floppy disks.
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A person who has more money than sense and still thinks AOL disks are the future.
She’s a Gagillionare, she had a million dollars but spent it all on AOL disks.
My uncle is a Gagillionare, he got rich then lost it all on floppy disks.
That guy is a Gagillionare, he had it all but still used disks.
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Someone who has a Gagillion dollars but would rather spend it on broken disks than keep it.
He’s a Gagillionare, had a billion dollars but spent it all on disks.
My dad is a Gagillionare, he had money but lost it on AOL disks.
That dude is a Gagillionare, he got rich then threw it all away on disks.
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