gagillion

I have a gagillion problems, and none of them involve math.

She said she had a gagillion followers, but I bet she just copied them from my list.

He asked for a gagillion dollars, and I told him to take a hike and bring a ladder.

The teacher said there were a gagillion questions on the test, and I believed her because I failed it.

My mom said I had a gagillion chores, and I said she was lying because I had a life.

He said he had a gagillion friends, but they all left when he forgot to bring snacks.