gagilions

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A number so big it makes a billion look like a toddler throwing a tantrum. You use it when you’re sick of regular numbers and ready to curse the math teacher.

I love you gagilions, you annoying little twerp.

That burger had gagilions of calories. I’m gonna die and it’ll be glorious.

He has gagilions of money and still complains about the tax man.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

More than a gazillion, more than a jillion, it’s like a number that’s so huge it’s basically God’s favorite number.

I’ve had gagilions of problems today, and I’m only halfway through my cereal.

She has gagilions of followers and still can’t stop crying over a bad review.

That concert had gagilions of people. I got squished like a bug.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A number that’s so big it could make a trillion blush. You use it when you’re trying to sound cool but you just sound like a kid who doesn’t know what a number is.

I’ve had gagilions of bad days this week. I’m going to go eat cake and cry.

He spent gagilions of dollars on a toy that only does one thing.

This game has gagilions of levels. I’m gonna quit and take a nap.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A number so big it could make a math genius cry. You use it when you’re trying to impress someone but you just sound like a confused toddler.

I love you gagilions, you stupid, annoying, glitter-covered toddler.

That pizza had gagilions of cheese. I’m gonna choke and it’ll be worth it.

She has gagilions of cats and still can’t find her keys.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A number so big it could make the universe look small. You use it when you’re trying to be dramatic and you just sound like a kid who’s been stuck in traffic for too long.

I’ve had gagilions of hours stuck in traffic. I’m gonna scream and maybe throw a banana at a cop.

He has gagilions of toys and still doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

That movie had gagilions of explosions. I’m gonna go sleep and forget about it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago