Gagiano

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A meathead with a face like a brick and a body like a fridge. Girls with black hair can't resist him. He's got the charm of a used car salesman.

I saw him at the gym. He looked like he could bench-press a goat.

His ex said he cheated with three girls at once. No one believed her.

He texted me: 'You're cute. Want to be my backup wife?'

A guy who thinks he's a king. He hits on girls with dark hair like they're his subjects. He's got the personality of a sock.

He asked my sister out. She laughed in his face. He still texted her every day.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill.

He said, 'I'm the king of the club. You're just a peasant.'

A man who smells like old pizza and thinks he's a god. Girls with black hair fall for him like he's a superhero. He's the worst at parties.

He showed up to the party in a shirt that had sauce on it. No one talked to him.

He told a joke that was worse than a broken chair. No one laughed.

He said, 'I'm so cool, I don't need friends.'