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When you’re so confused you could scream, but you nod like you know what’s going on.
Why are we fighting aliens with spoons?
What does this button do? I clicked it 12 times.
He said the plan was 'simple.' It’s not.
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You’re clueless, but you’re too lazy to ask, so you just fake it.
I don’t know what this app does, but I’m using it like I’m a pro.
Why is the sky green? I’m not asking. I’m just standing here.
I said yes to the trip. I didn’t check the destination.
3
You’re lost in the chaos but still pretending you’re in control.
The meeting went off the rails, but I’m still talking like I’m leading it.
The pizza was delivered upside down, and I still said, 'That looks great.'
I don’t know the password, but I’m typing like I do.
4
You’re dumb, but you’re dumb enough to keep pretending you’re not.
I don’t know what this is, but I’m not going to admit it.
He said the whole plan was 'easy,' and I believed him.
I don’t know what the code does, but I’m still typing it in.
5
You don’t get it, but you’re too scared to say anything.
The teacher asked a question. I didn’t know the answer. I just said, 'Yes, sir.'
I don’t know what the game is. I’m just playing along.
He said the plan was 'solid.' I said, 'Sure, why not?'
6
You’re not smart, but you’re smart enough to fake it.
I don’t know what this is, but I’m pretending I do.
He said, 'I’ve got this.' He didn’t have a clue.
The plan was a disaster, but I said, 'I love it.'