Gaghoe

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A loud woman who only exists to take your mouth and leave you with a sore throat
She showed up to my house just to eat my face and then left me crying on the floor.
My buddy’s girlfriend only came over for one reason and then texted him to say she had a headache.
He paid $200 for a date and got nothing but a mouthful of garbage.
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A female who thinks her mouth is the only thing worth having
She called me at 3 AM just to talk about her mouth and her day.
He tried to impress her with a car and she just laughed and said she’d rather have his face.
She left her man because he didn’t bring her a sandwich and a blow job.
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A woman who thinks your mouth is her personal buffet
She showed up at my job just to eat my mouth in front of my boss.
He tried to leave her but she followed him to the gas station and asked for a snack and a kiss.
She took my lunch money and my mouth in one day.
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A female who only breathes when you're giving her a face full of love
He told her he had a date and she texted him to say she’d rather be his mouth.
She came to his house just to say she needed a mouthful of love and left when he said no.
She called him at midnight just to ask if he wanted to eat her face or hers.
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A woman who thinks your mouth is the only thing worth her time
She took my money and my mouth and then said I was ugly.
He tried to leave her but she showed up at his house with a sandwich and a mouthful of love.
She didn’t show up to the party because he didn’t bring her a snack and a mouth.
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A loud, messy woman who thinks your mouth is her main dish
She showed up to my house with her hair all messed up and asked for a mouthful of love.
He tried to break up with her but she just said he wasn’t good enough for her mouth.
She came to my birthday party just to say she wanted a face full of love and a cake.
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