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Something so gross it makes your stomach rebel like it’s been kidnapped by a raccoon.
The meatloaf looked like it had been hit by a truck and then left outside in the rain.
His socks smelled like a gym bag that hadn’t been cleaned since the end of the world.
The pizza had mold growing on it like it was hosting a fungus party.
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So bad it makes you want to throw up in your lunch lady’s hair.
That smoothie looked like it had been poured out of a broken toilet.
The soup was so chunky it looked like it had been attacked by a blender that hated it.
His breath smelled like he had been eating a dead fish for a week.
3
So ugly and gross it makes your brain scream and your nose run in slow motion.
The cake looked like it had been stepped on by a cow and then left in the sun.
The chicken had feathers growing out of it like it was trying to fly.
The drink was so brown it looked like it had been stained by a raccoon.
4
So bad it makes your stomach do the Macarena and your nose start a band.
That meat looked like it had been left outside in the rain for a month.
The sandwich had so much cheese it looked like it was going to explode.
The milk smelled like it had been kissed by a dead frog.
5
So gross it makes you want to scream and run away like you’re being chased by a monster.
The burger looked like it had been hit by a car and then left in the trash.
The soup had so much stuff in it it looked like it was going to start a fight.
The cake had worms crawling out of it like it was a horror movie.
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