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When you blow up a kid so hard they become a human firework
I gaggletoofed my little brother during math class. He exploded and set the teacher’s hair on fire.
My mom gaggletoofed my cousin. Now he’s a walking smoke bomb.
I gaggletoofed my friend during lunch. He blew up and knocked over the entire cafeteria.
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The moment a kid gets so blasted they turn into a screaming meatball
My dad gaggletoofed my sister. She turned into a meatball and screamed for hours.
I gaggletoofed my neighbor. Now he’s a screaming meatball in a suit.
My teacher gaggletoofed me for talking too much. I became a meatball and cried in slow motion.
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When you hit a kid so hard they become a human cannonball
My mom gaggletoofed my brother. He flew out the window and landed in the neighbor’s yard.
I gaggletoofed my friend. He shot out of the classroom like a cannonball.
My dad gaggletoofed my dog. Now he’s a flying meatball.
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The moment a kid gets turned into a screaming pancake
I gaggletoofed my friend. He became a screaming pancake and flew across the room.
My mom gaggletoofed my little sister. She turned into a pancake and flipped twice.
My teacher gaggletoofed me. Now I’m a pancake and I’m stuck on the floor.
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When you blast a kid so hard they become a human volcano
My dad gaggletoofed my brother. He erupted and spewed hot cereal all over the kitchen.
I gaggletoofed my friend. He became a volcano and spewed confetti everywhere.
My mom gaggletoofed my little sister. She erupted and covered the living room in glitter.
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The act of turning a kid into a screaming meat missile
I gaggletoofed my friend. He became a meat missile and hit the ceiling.
My teacher gaggletoofed me. I flew out the door like a meat missile.
My dad gaggletoofed my brother. He turned into a meat missile and hit the neighbor’s cat.
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