Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman so tall she looks like she was born to trip people

My cousin’s a gagglestrang. She bumped into a door and it fell down.

At the bus stop, the gagglestrang leaned over and nearly knocked me into the street.

My teacher said the new girl was a gagglestrang. I believe her. She’s like a walking disaster.

2

A woman who takes up half the room and doesn’t know it

In the cafeteria, the gagglestrang sat down and took three seats.

The gagglestrang walked in and the whole class turned around.

At the party, the gagglestrang came in and the DJ stopped the music.

3

A woman so tall she could probably punch the sky

The gagglestrang waved and I had to look up to see her hand.

She’s a gagglestrang. I bet she can touch the ceiling with her toes.

The gagglestrang walked in and the ceiling groaned.

4

A woman who’s like a tree in the middle of the street

The gagglestrang was in my way. I had to squeeze past her like a mouse.

She’s a gagglestrang. People move around her like she’s a mountain.

The gagglestrang stood there, and no one could get near her.

5

A woman who’s so tall she could be a billboard

The gagglestrang walked in, and the whole room looked up.

She’s a gagglestrang. I bet she could be a poster in the mall.

At the concert, the gagglestrang stood up, and I had to squint to see the stage.

6

A woman who’s like a skyscraper in a classroom

The gagglestrang sat down, and the table broke.

She’s a gagglestrang. The ceiling almost touched her head.

At the library, the gagglestrang stood up, and the books fell over.