gaggleshmacken

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when you talk so much nonsense it sounds like a bunch of farts coming out of a broken toilet

Bro, you're doing gaggleshmacken again. Just shut up and let me finish my pizza.

My teacher said I was gaggleshmacken during the test. I said, 'So? I'm just being fancy.'

My dog does gaggleshmacken when he's trying to explain why he ate my homework.

when you ramble so much it feels like someone is throwing spaghetti at your brain

She was gaggleshmacken about her cat's haircut. It was like watching a horror movie.

My brother was gaggleshmacken for an hour. I just wanted him to stop and let me eat my cereal.

My mom was gaggleshmacken about the grocery list. I think she forgot what she was talking about.

when you speak like a broken toaster trying to explain why it's on fire

He was gaggleshmacken about his video game. I think he forgot what the game was even about.

My friend was gaggleshmacken during class. The teacher said he was louder than the fire alarm.

My dog was gaggleshmacken about his new toy. He just kept barking and chasing his tail.

when you talk so much it’s like your brain is doing a dance party and you’re the worst DJ

She was gaggleshmacken about her crush. I think she forgot what his name was.

My brother was gaggleshmacken during dinner. He talked so much, I couldn’t even eat my meatloaf.

My dog was gaggleshmacken about the mailman. He just barked and ran in circles.

when you talk so much it's like your mouth is a leaking pipe and your brain is the water

He was gaggleshmacken about his video game. I think he forgot how to play it.

My friend was gaggleshmacken during the movie. I had to whisper to her to shut up.

My dog was gaggleshmacken about the vacuum. He ran around like it was a monster.