Gagglefuckofdouche

I saw a gagglefuckofdouche blocking the hallway like a bunch of farts in a bathroom.

My cousin’s friends are a gagglefuckofdouche. They all just scream and trip over each other.

At the mall, a gagglefuckofdouche walked past me and spilled my soda.

My math class is a gagglefuckofdouche. They all talk at once and no one listens.

The guys in the lunch line are a gagglefuckofdouche. They argue about pizza toppings like it’s a war.

A gagglefuckofdouche walked into my room and took my last snack.

The gagglefuckofdouche at the concert trampled me and spilled my soda.

My neighbor’s kids are a gagglefuckofdouche. They all scream and throw snacks.

A gagglefuckofdouche came into my house and ate my entire fridge.

I saw a gagglefuckofdouche walking down the street and they all blocked the whole block.

My brother’s friends are a gagglefuckofdouche. They all walk like they’re in a parade.

A gagglefuckofdouche walked into my house and sat on my couch like it was theirs.

My English class is a gagglefuckofdouche. They all talk at once and I can’t hear the teacher.

A gagglefuckofdouche walked into my room and just kept talking about their lunch.

My mom’s friends are a gagglefuckofdouche. They all argue about the same thing for hours.

My gym class is a gagglefuckofdouche. They all think they’re the strongest even though they can’t lift a weight.

A gagglefuckofdouche walked into my room and said they’re the best at everything.

My neighbor’s kids are a gagglefuckofdouche. They all think they’re the smartest even though they can’t do math.