Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stinky, smelly blob that dangles from your butt like a dirty sock.

My dog ran away when I sat down. It was a full-on sprint.

My mom said I smelled like a sewer after lunch.

I tried to wipe it once and now I'm crying.

2

A piece of dead crap that hangs from your butt like a noose.

I tried to hide it in my pants, but it came out during math class.

My friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

I got in trouble for drawing it on the teacher's desk.

3

A butt hangout that looks like it was dipped in turd soup.

I tried to show it off, but it fell off during lunch.

My dad called it a 'butt spectacle.'

It was so gross, my sister ran out of the room.

4

A butt decoration that smells like a dead rat in a trash can.

I tried to take a picture of it, but my phone dropped in the toilet.

My friend said it was the worst thing he ever saw.

I got in trouble for drawing it on the bathroom wall.

5

A butt snack that looks like it came from a toilet.

I tried to eat it for breakfast, and now I'm sick.

My brother said it was the worst snack ever.

It fell on my shirt, and now I have to wear it to school.

6

A butt thing that smells like a fart that exploded in a sewer.

I tried to show it off, but it fell off during gym class.

My friend laughed so hard he snorted his juice.

My mom said it was the worst thing I ever did.