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Feeling so stunned by a slap from someone you never saw it coming from that you forget how to breathe. It’s like your brain short-circuited and your mouth turned into a bag of chips.

My mom slapped me during dinner. I dropped my fork and my chicken nuggets went everywhere.

My crush slapped me in front of my friends. I just stood there like a confused potato.

My dog slapped me with his wet paw. I screamed and fell over.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Getting slapped so hard by someone you didn’t even see it coming from that your brain turned to jelly and your tongue tied itself in knots.

My teacher slapped me for talking. I couldn’t even say sorry.

My brother slapped me during a video game. I lost the game and my dignity.

My grandma slapped me for eating too much cake. I looked like a deflated balloon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Getting hit so unexpectedly by someone you never thought would slap you that you forget how to stand and your brain goes into turbo mode.

My dad slapped me for not cleaning my room. I tripped over my socks and fell on the floor.

My crush’s best friend slapped me in the hallway. I turned red and ran away.

My pet parrot slapped me with his wing. I screamed and my coffee spilled everywhere.

by Slangipedia 3d ago