Gaggle of Sesh

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A sesh turned wild. Friends crash your house like a riot. Food is gone. You’re all covered in pizza and regret.
My cousin showed up with six people. The couch is now a mattress. I’m still wearing my pants from last night.
I tried to cook. Now my kitchen looks like a war zone. My friends are still laughing.
We had a sesh. Now I have a hangover and a new nickname: ‘The Floor.’
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When your friends decide your house is a party. They eat your food. They drink your beer. They don’t leave.
I told them I was leaving. They said, ‘Nope. You’re staying. This is a sesh.’
I had one sesh. Now my fridge is empty and my dog is on the floor.
I called my mom. She said, ‘I can hear the noise from the street. You’re having a sesh again, aren’t you?’
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A sesh is like a group of friends who think your house is a hotel. They take over. They don’t pay. They leave a mess.
I had a sesh. Now my shower is full of cereal and my cat is wearing my hat.
My friends came over. Now my house is a battlefield and I’m stuck in the middle of it.
I had a sesh. Now I can’t find my keys. They’re probably in the couch.
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A sesh is when your friends think they’re celebrities. They drink. They sing. They leave your house in ruins.
My friends sang in my kitchen. Now I have a sore throat and a broken chair.
I had a sesh. Now my walls are covered in sticky notes and my dog is on the floor.
I called my brother. He said, ‘You had a sesh again. Your house is now a disaster zone.’
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A sesh is like a group of friends who think your house is a second home. They crash. They eat. They don’t clean.
I had a sesh. Now my house is a mess and my fridge is empty.
I told them they had to leave. They said, ‘No way. This is our home now.’
I had a sesh. Now my couch is a mattress and my dog is on the floor.
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