Gaggle of Nerds

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A messy bunch of brainy freaks who clog up the halls like a herd of geese, honking at every dumb movie line and yelling at the world for not knowing the difference between a proton and a pretzel.
My math class looked like a gaggle of nerds after the teacher said 2+2=5.
They showed up at the comic store like a swarm of ants, all arguing about who had the best Spider-Man action figure.
I saw them at the grocery store, debating whether cereal was a breakfast food or a betrayal.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of smart kids who act like a flock of geese, loud, smelly, and ready to fight over the last piece of pizza or the correct answer to a math problem.
My cousin’s gaggle of nerds fought over the last slice of pizza like it was the final exam.
They showed up to the science fair like a gaggle of geese, carrying calculators and snacks.
I saw them at the mall, arguing about whether Star Wars was better than Star Trek.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of brainiacs who are louder than a bus full of drunks, arguing about everything from math problems to why the sky is blue, and they’ll do it in the middle of the cafeteria.
They had a full-blown argument over the meaning of life during lunch break.
I saw them in the library, screaming about the correct spelling of ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’.
They showed up to the science fair with a sign that said ‘We’re here to win, and to make you cry.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A bunch of smart kids who move like a flock of geese, always together, always arguing, and always ready to throw a snack at someone who got the math wrong.
They threw a granola bar at me because I said 5 x 5 was 25 and not 20.
They showed up to the store like a gaggle of geese, all shouting about the new comic book release.
They fought over the last soda at the vending machine like it was the final round of the Olympics.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of geeks who act like a gaggle of geese, loud, smelly, and always ready to yell at someone for getting the answer wrong or not knowing the difference between a proton and a pretzel.
They yelled at me for getting the math wrong in front of the entire class.
They showed up to the store like a gaggle of geese, all shouting about the new comic book.
They fought over the last piece of pizza like it was the final exam.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of nerds who walk around like a flock of geese, loud, smelly, and always ready to argue about the best movie, the correct answer to a math problem, or why the sky is blue.
They argued about the best movie in the hallway like it was the final battle of the universe.
They showed up to the store like a gaggle of geese, all shouting about the new comic book release.
They fought over the last slice of pizza like it was the final exam.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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