Gaggle Bitching

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A bunch of girls cackling like hyenas while they tear each other apart with words and rumors.

My gym class just turned into a gaggle bitching session because someone said my hair looked like a raccoon exploded.

At the mall, three girls were whispering about my mom’s new boyfriend like he was a side dish.

My sister and her friends were gossiping so loud in the car that the driver had to pull over.

A herd of college girls who walk around like they own the place, led by a bossy girl who acts like she’s the queen of the campus.

I saw this group walking in a V-line like they were marching into battle, and the leader wouldn’t even let them stop for ice cream.

They walked past my lunch table like they were royalty and I was a peasant.

They were so loud in the library that the librarian had to yell at them like they were kids.

A group of single girls who spend all their time with a married man, and his wife hates it with a fiery passion.

His wife saw them at the grocery store and yelled, 'You’re not even good enough to be my side dish!'

He was at the bar with two girls, and his wife called him and said, 'I can see you from here!'

His wife saw them at the movie theater and said, 'You’re not even worth the popcorn.'

The tightest snatch in the sea, even Poseidon would get a hard-on just looking at him.

He walked into the club, and the whole place went silent because he was that good.

His tightness was so strong, even the DJ had to pause the music.

He walked by me, and I swear my pants got tighter just looking at him.