gaggish

I ate that expired taco and now I’m gagging like I just saw my uncle’s breakfast.

Her cat threw up on my shoes. That’s gagdish.

He told the same joke three times. I was gagging before the punchline.

That mystery meat on the buffet was gagdish. I still taste it in my dreams.

His socks came out of the washing machine. I was gagging for a week.

She ate the whole pizza. I watched it happen. That was gagdish.

I tried to eat six burgers. My stomach said 'no more.' I listened.

He drank the whole bottle of cough syrup. That was gagdish.

She told me her ex's story. I was gagging by the end.

That cheese was so old it had a life of its own. My brain screamed.

He ate a worm. I was gagging for days.

The smell of his feet was gagdish. I could’ve died.

My lunch was a punishment from the devil. I threw it away.

That soup was like liquid trash. Gagdish.

He brought a sandwich that was more mold than bread. I was gagging.

That joke was so bad I was gagging but laughing.

He told the worst pun ever. I was gagging but laughing.

She ate the whole cake. I was gagging but laughing.