Gagging Granny

My neighbor saw her at the gas station and yelled, 'You're still swallowing that thing?'

She told the guy at the bar, 'You think you're tough? I've had bigger ones than your face.'

Her grandson asked her why she still does it, and she said, 'Because I still got a mouth, and I ain't afraid to use it.'

At the grocery store, she told the cashier, 'That thing is smaller than what I used to take.'

She texted her friend, 'I just swallowed a man. He was loud.'

She told her doctor, 'I don't need no medicine. I still got a throat, and it ain't broken.'

She posted on Facebook, 'I just took one so big, it almost came back out with a face.'

At the diner, she told the waiter, 'You think you're strong? I've had tougher ones than your whole family.'

Her cat walked in and stared at her, and she said, 'You think you're tough? I've had bigger ones than you.'