gaggaz

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A bloke from Oz who looks like a posh Italian with a bad case of the ‘Ga’ and a ‘z’ at the end. He’s a proper legend, smarter than your average barista, but still cool enough to laugh at your terrible jokes.
"Gaaz? That’s my cousin. He passed my math test and still texts me about it.", @math_fail123
Just got roasted by my gagaz cousin for eating a whole pizza by myself. #legend #mathgenius
My gagaz uncle showed up with a PhD and a bag of chips. Respect.
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An Aussie nickname for a smug Italian man who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. He’s got a ‘Ga’ and a ‘z’ and a face that says he’s got all the answers, until he doesn’t.
My gagaz neighbor thinks he’s Einstein. Then he forgets how to make coffee. #fakenews
My gagaz brother got a degree and still texts me about it. He’s a menace.
Just got called a gagaz by my teacher. I didn’t do anything. #notmyfault
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A guy from Australia who thinks he’s Italian and has a surname that starts with ‘Ga’ and ends with ‘z’. He’s got brains, he’s got charm, and he’s got a habit of making you feel like an idiot.
My gagaz friend thinks he’s a genius. Then he texts me for help with algebra. #facepalm
My gagaz boss gave me a raise and still texts me about it. He’s a bit much.
Just got called a gagaz by my crush. I’m still confused.
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A guy from down under who looks Italian and acts like he’s got everything figured out. He’s got a ‘Ga’ and a ‘z’ and a brain full of knowledge, and he’s not afraid to use it on you.
My gagaz cousin thinks he’s a brainiac. Then he forgets how to spell his own name. #epicfail
My gagaz uncle sent me a text about philosophy and then asked for my opinion on pizza. #confused
Got called a gagaz by my teacher. I’m still trying to figure out why.
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A guy from Australia who claims to be Italian and has a surname that starts with ‘Ga’ and ends with ‘z’. He’s got brains, he’s got heart, and he’s got a habit of making your life harder with his smartass comments.
My gagaz neighbor thinks he’s a genius. Then he sends me a text about calculus. #helpme
My gagaz brother got a degree and still texts me about it. He’s a bit much.
Just got called a gagaz by my crush. I’m still confused.
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An Aussie guy who thinks he’s Italian and has a surname that starts with ‘Ga’ and ends with ‘z’. He’s got a brain, he’s got style, and he’s got a habit of making you feel like a complete idiot.
My gagaz uncle sent me a text about philosophy and then asked for my opinion on pizza. #confused
My gagaz brother got a degree and still texts me about it. He’s a bit much.
Got called a gagaz by my teacher. I’m still trying to figure out why.
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