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Being so obsessed with Gage Rael you’d rather get a root canal than date someone else

I saw him in the cafeteria and my heart skipped a beat. My soul got extracted by a dentist.

I texted my crush and got a reply from Gage Rael. My phone died from the shock.

My mom asked if I wanted to go to the movies. I said, 'No, I want to watch Gage Rael's face on my phone.'

When you think Gage Rael is the only person worth breathing the same air as

I passed gas in class and it smelled like Gage Rael. I didn’t care.

I got into a fight with my best friend because she said Gage Rael was 'okay.'

I skipped lunch just to text Gage Rael. My stomach is now a ghost.

Being so in love with Gage Rael you’d punch a unicorn if it said his name

My dog barked at me. I thought it was Gage Rael. I kissed the dog.

I saw a guy with a similar face to Gage Rael and I proposed to him.

I got detention for drawing a portrait of Gage Rael on the teacher’s back.

When you’re so wrapped up in Gage Rael you forget your own name

My friend asked me my name. I said, 'Gage Rael's third cousin.'

I went to the store and bought a milk carton with Gage Rael’s face on it. I drank it. My soul is now his property.

I forgot to do my homework because I was texting Gage Rael. My teacher is now my enemy.

Loving Gage Rael so much you’d rather be stuck in a blender than be single

I got stuck in a blender. I thought it was a romantic gesture by Gage Rael.

I asked my crush to be my girlfriend. He said, 'No, I’m with Gage Rael.'

I got a tattoo of Gage Rael’s face. My skin is now his prison.

When you’re so head over heels for Gage Rael you’d eat a rat if it had his face

I saw a rat. It had a mustache. I ate it. It was Gage Rael.

I got a pet rat. I named it Gage Rael. Now it texts me.

My friend tried to make me eat a rat. I said, 'No, I want to eat Gage Rael.'