Gagert

My cousin’s Gagert looks like a tomato exploded on his junk.

He showed me his Gagert and it was like a monster had bit him.

She said his Gagert was so bad it made her throw up.

His Gagert looked like he had a fungus growing out of his pecker.

I saw his Gagert and it was like a witch’s curse.

She laughed so hard at his Gagert she cried.

His Gagert was so bad it looked like he had been hit by a greasy burger.

He posted a photo of his Gagert and it went viral.

She said his Gagert was the worst thing she had ever seen.