gagenda

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A cursed list of things to talk about or get done, usually in a meeting, that makes people want to throw up or swear at the first mention of it.
My boss sent the agenda for the meeting. I looked at it and immediately started dry heaving.
I saw the agenda and screamed into my coffee.
The agenda had 20 items. I had 20 reasons to quit.
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A sneaky idea that all gay people are plotting to make straight people gay by forcing them into the closet with glitter and bad decisions.
My neighbor said the agenda was a trap. I believe him. He’s been wearing glitter since 2019.
I think the agenda is a secret gay plot. I’m not wrong. I’m just paranoid.
The agenda is a trap. I know it. I’ve been turned gay by it.
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