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A Gagelan is the party animal who gets all the girls and never shuts up. He’s like a damn robot with a personality, always doing the right thing, and he’d sooner die than be friends with a black person.
Gagelan: 'I’m the best at video games, and I’m not even lying.'
Gagelan: 'Why are you even here? I don’t know you.'
Gagelan: 'I joined the military because I wanted to be respected, not because I’m a dork.'