gageisrainbow

He walks in like he owns the place and says, 'I'm gageisrainbow, and I'm here to save your soul.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'a goddess in disguise.'

He said his hair was 'blonde by design, not by chance.'

He told me he was 'the first blonde to ever grace the earth.'

He said his hair was 'so golden, it could blind you.'

He called me 'a mere mortal' and said I should 'bow to his glory.'

He tried to explain physics and failed at it. Twice.

He said, 'I have the hair of a god, so I must be the smartest person in the room.'

He asked me if I knew what 'blonde' meant, then called me 'a dummy.'

He said, 'I'm gageisrainbow, and I'm here to change the world.'

He told me his hair was 'so shiny, it could light up the moon.'

He said I should 'kneel before him, for he is the king of hair.'

He asked me if I knew what 'blonde' meant, then said he was the only one who did.

He told me he could beat anyone in a hair battle, even if they had no hair.

He said, 'My hair is so good, it could make a god jealous.'

He told me he was 'the god of hair' and said I should 'worship him.'

He tried to explain hair care and said, 'I’ve studied this for 10,000 years.'

He called me 'a mere mortal' and said he was 'the most important person on the planet.'