gaged up

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when you make a total mess of something so bad it’s like you threw a grenade in it
I gaged up my math test by crying in the middle of it.
She gaged up the cake by putting glitter on it and then eating it.
He gaged up the whole party by showing up in pajamas and playing dead.
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when you fuck something up so hard it’s like it got hit by a truck
I gaged up my English essay by writing it in all caps and using 100 exclamation points.
He gaged up the pizza by throwing it at the dog and then crying.
She gaged up her science project by putting a banana in a jar and calling it a volcano.
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when you mess something up so bad it’s like it died from embarrassment
I gaged up my history presentation by singing the national anthem to a confused class.
He gaged up the game by eating the board and then yelling at the pieces.
She gaged up her art project by drawing a mustache on the teacher’s face and then running away.
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when you ruin something so bad it’s like it got cursed by a witch
I gaged up my science experiment by putting a frog in a blender and calling it a surprise.
He gaged up the snack bar by eating all the cookies and then throwing the bag at the principal.
She gaged up her math homework by writing it in crayon and then eating the paper.
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when you mess something up so hard it’s like it screamed and ran away
I gaged up my history project by putting a poster of a cat on it and calling it a revolution.
He gaged up the math quiz by writing his name on it with a marker and then peeling it off.
She gaged up her English essay by writing it in the dirt and then eating it.
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