Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the person who runs a message board messes up so bad it makes the whole thing explode like a firework.

The board crashed because he tried to add a cat video and failed.

He clicked a button and it all went to hell.

He made a post that said 'Hello' and it broke the internet.

2

A hole in your ear that's so big it looks like it was made by a donkey.

My ear looks like a tunnel for rats.

He stretched it so far it could hold a sandwich.

She wore a earring that looked like a wheel.

3

Gage is a total softie who thinks he's a loser but is actually a golden retriever in a human body.

He cried when I made a joke about his hair.

He defended me from a guy who called me a dummy.

He told me he was ugly but then he smiled and it was the best thing ever.

4

Gage is the type of person who forgives you even when you throw a chair at him.

He let me beat him up in video games even though I cheated.

He laughed when his parents yelled at him for eating cereal for dinner.

He forgave me when I called his dog a f***ing idiot.

5

A guy so hot he could make a girl drop her ice cream and cry.

He walked in and my friend fainted.

He corrected my grammar and I got a hard-on.

He smiled and I almost fell off my chair.

6

Gage is the kind of guy who hides his secrets to protect you, even if it makes him look like a total idiot.

He told me he was a robot to hide his feelings.

He lied about his job just to make me happy.

He said he hated pizza because he thought it would make me sad.

7

Gage is like a joke that never stops, and he thinks you're the punchline.

He laughed at my dog's face like it was the best thing ever.

He made fun of my homework like it was a crime.

He said my hair looked like a hedgehog and I believed him.