gagebrook

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it's a tiny town near hobart that's been stuck in the dirt for years. everyone there is decent but the media makes it look like a crime scene every week.
my cousin got locked out of his house in gagebrook and the news called it a 'mystery disappearance'
the mayor of gagebrook tried to start a festival but it turned into a food fight
i got a tattoo of gagebrook and my friend laughed so hard he peed on my leg
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gagebrook is a town that's been cursed by bad press. it's full of good people who just want to live normal lives, but the bad apples keep getting all the headlines.
my friend got arrested in gagebrook and the local paper called it 'the biggest scandal since the invention of pizza'
i moved to gagebrook and my dog got famous for barking at the mailman
the town tried to get a new restaurant but it ended up being a drive-thru for donuts
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gagebrook is like a bad breakup. it's been trying to move on for years, but the media keeps bringing up the old fights and making everything look worse than it is.
my aunt from gagebrook got famous for yelling at a pigeon on facebook
the town tried to get a new mayor but it turned into a dance-off
i got stuck in traffic in gagebrook and it took three hours to move five feet
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