gage7252002

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A guy so cool he could make a toilet shine like a trophy.

Gage7252002 walked in and the whole room shut up like a classroom with a teacher who just showed up with a lunch tray.

He texted me and said 'I'm gonna make your day so good you'll forget your own name.'

He showed up to the party wearing a suit and a f***ing attitude.

A human being who looks at life like it owes him a sandwich.

He texted me in the middle of the night and said, 'I'm gonna f*** up your life if you don't answer.'

He walked into the store and the cashier dropped the register like it was on fire.

He challenged the mayor to a duel and won with a pizza.

A person who is so good, he could beat a god in a game of chess and still have time to text you.

He beat my dad in a game of checkers and then texted me like it was nothing.

He showed up to the gym and the weights started screaming.

He took my lunch money and then told me I should be grateful.