Gage washburn

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When your parents kick your butt so hard you think you're gonna die

My dad just gave me a beatdown so fierce I think I broke my toe.

Mom got me after I spilled chocolate milk on the carpet. I'm still sore.

I got Gage Washburned by my dad because I forgot my homework again.

When your parents take you down like you're a video game character

Dad took me down like I was a glitch in the game. I was stunned.

Mom gave me a beating so quick I didn't even see it coming.

I got Gage Washburned because I told my sister I was gonna beat her up.

Getting your butt whooped by your parents like you did something bad

My mom whooped me so hard I thought I was gonna turn into a ghost.

Dad gave me the Gage Washburn treatment after I stole his snack.

I got Gage Washburned because I failed my math test again.

When your parents take you down like you're a criminal

Dad took me down like I was a robber. I got the full beatdown.

Mom gave me the Gage Washburn treatment because I lied about my grades.

I got Gage Washburned because I broke my brother's phone.

Getting your butt kicked by your parents like you're a nobody

My dad kicked my butt so hard I think I'm gonna turn into a nobody.

Mom gave me the Gage Washburn treatment because I skipped school.

I got Gage Washburned after I told my dad I was gonna beat him up.