Gage Take

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A take so bad it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw up. It's like someone took a dump on your opinion and called it a Gage take.

I think pizza is the worst food ever and it's not even close. It's like a food crime.

This movie was so bad I could've fallen asleep during the credits and still been more awake than this take.

I think the sky is purple and that's the only color it should ever be. Don't question me.

A take so dumb it could make a genius cry. It’s like you took a brick and threw it at common sense and called it a Gage take.

I think dogs are actually aliens pretending to be pets. No one questions me.

I believe the moon is made of cheese and it’s the best cheese ever.

I think the sun is just a giant firefly and it's tired of shining.

A take so bad it could make a baby cry and a dog laugh. It’s like you took a dump on a good opinion and called it a Gage take.

I think the ocean is just a giant puddle and it's the most important puddle ever.

I believe the Earth is flat and it’s actually a pizza. No one argues with me.

I think the sun is just a giant kid who doesn't want to go to bed.

A take so terrible it should be put in a time-out. It’s like you took the worst parts of every bad opinion and named it a Gage take.

I think the sky is actually a giant blanket and it's the most comfortable one ever.

I believe the clouds are just tired birds taking a break.

I think the Earth is a giant marble and it's the most important marble ever.

A take so bad it makes your brain want to quit. It’s like you took a dump on your brain and called it a Gage take.

I think the moon is just a giant cheese wheel and it’s the most expensive one ever.

I believe the sun is just a giant fire truck that doesn’t want to stop.

I think the Earth is just a giant cake and it’s the most delicious one ever.