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A faggot Irish spud farmer who cries like a baby when the weather turns bad
He sent a DM: 'I’m farming potatoes and crying in the rain. I hate life.'
He tweeted: 'Depression is my full-time job and I get no benefits.'
He texted his friend: 'I’m so sad I ate six potatoes and still felt alone.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A queasy potato farmer from Ireland who’s always having a meltdown
He posted: 'I’m farming potatoes and my brain is melting. I need a break.'
He sent a tweet: 'I’m so depressed I think I’ll die with my potatoes.'
He texted his brother: 'I’m eating potatoes and crying. I’m a failure.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A gay Irish spud farmer who’s so sad he cries in the fields
He sent a DM: 'I’m farming potatoes and I’m so sad I’m crying in the dirt.'
He posted: 'I’m so depressed I think I’ll die with my potatoes.'
He texted his mom: 'I’m eating potatoes and crying. I’m a mess.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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