Gage Schaffer

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Gage Schaffer is a god in human form who gets everything he wants. Life throws him a buffet and he eats the best pieces.

Gage walked into a restaurant and the waiter gave him the last steak without being asked.

He texted his ex and she showed up at his house with pizza and a divorce papers.

He got a free Lamborghini because the dealership was jealous of his aura.

Gage Schaffer is so good at life that life begs him for mercy. He gets everything without even trying.

He got a promotion just by smiling at his boss.

He asked for a soda and got a private jet.

He got a free tattoo because the artist was too scared to say no.

Gage Schaffer is the kind of man who gets everything life offers and then some. He doesn’t ask for stuff, he just takes it.

He walked into a store and got everything for free because the clerk was too intimidated.

He asked for a coffee and got a car.

He got a full scholarship just because he looked cool.

Gage Schaffer is a man who lives in luxury without even trying. Life gives him stuff just because he exists.

He got a mansion just by blinking at the real estate agent.

He got a free meal because the waiter was too scared to say no.

He got a date from every girl in the school because he’s just that good.

Gage Schaffer is so good that life doesn’t even bother to ask for permission. He just gets everything he wants.

He got a new car just by walking past the dealership.

He got a free meal because the chef was too scared to say no.

He got a date from the school’s most popular girl just by looking at her.

Gage Schaffer is a legend. Life bows down to him. He gets everything he wants because he’s just that awesome.

He got a free pizza just by waving at the delivery guy.

He got a new phone because the store manager was jealous of his coolness.

He got a date from his crush just by saying hi.