Gage Ryals

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Gage Ryals is a nasty, smelly, foul-mouthed joke who would punch a fly for looking at him wrong. He doesn’t brush his teeth and smells like a week-old sock.
Gage just walked into the room and I could smell his ass from five feet away.
He called me a f***ing idiot because I beat him in a video game.
He tried to kiss a girl and she ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gage Ryals is a human disaster who would eat a rat if it had a decent mustache. He smells like a garbage can and never cleans his shoes.
He showed up to class with a piece of pizza in his hair and no pants on.
He said I was a f***ing f***head for getting an A on a test.
He tried to talk to a girl and she said, 'Are you trying to scare me?'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gage Ryals is the worst, dirtiest, most annoying person who would kick a puppy for wearing socks. He doesn’t brush his teeth and looks like he lives in a trash can.
He walked into the lunchroom and everyone turned their heads and said, 'What is that smell?'
He called me a f***ing dummy because I beat him at Fortnite.
He tried to sit next to me and I moved to the other side of the bus.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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