Gage Ortiz

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a friend who's a total ass but in a hilarious way he messes with you like a jerk but shows up when you need him most he's a dude who gets laid a lot and is worth keeping if you can handle his crap
He texted me at 3 am with a photo of his dog wearing a hat and said 'this is better than your life'
He called me a 'fucking genius' when I failed a test
He sent me a meme of a cat screaming and said 'this is your life'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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he's your best friend but also a complete prick he teases you like a monster but will save your ass when you're in trouble he's a man who gets pussy easily and is totally worth the trouble
He sent me a voice note of him laughing while I was crying
He told my crush I was 'a total disaster'
He showed up to my fight with my mom and yelled 'you're both stupid'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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he's the kind of friend who's a total piece of shit but you can't live without him he roasts you like a beast but will always be there when you need him he's got the ladies and the laughs and you're lucky to have him
He posted a photo of me in pajamas and captioned it 'this is what failure looks like'
He told my teacher I was 'a walking disaster'
He showed up to my birthday party and brought a cake and a middle finger
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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