gage lucas

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Gage Lucas is a walking punchline who makes your life better and will laugh at your dumb jokes even when he's high on life and snacks.

Gage texted me at 2 AM just to say my chicken nuggets looked sad.

He made me cry laughing when he tried to rap and failed at it.

He brought me snacks during my math test and said I was 'mathy enough to handle it.'

Gage Lucas is the human version of a snack bag and will make you feel like the best person in the world even when you're being a total idiot.

He sent me a voice note saying 'you're my favorite idiot today' after I fell out of my chair.

He drew me a comic about my failed attempt at being cool.

He showed up at my house with pizza and said 'I’m here to save you from your loneliness.'

Gage Lucas is like a snack and a joke in one and will make you feel like the king of the world even when you're just being weird.

He texted me 'your face is a masterpiece' after I did a faceplant into my cereal.

He dressed up as a chicken for my birthday and said 'I’m here to bring the cluck.'

He made me a sandwich and called it 'the ultimate snack of friendship.'