Gage kukucka

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A tiny royal who thinks she owns the whole damn castle.
Gage kukucka is the reason I have a migraine every Tuesday.
She walks in like she just inherited the throne.
I swear she thinks the moon is her personal servant.
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A mini queen who thinks everyone is her servant and she’s the main dish.
Gage kukucka eats my lunch and calls it a side dish.
She thinks the throne room is her bedroom.
I once saw her give a sandwich a royal title.
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A tiny, stubborn, glitter-covered tyrant who rules by drama.
Gage kukucka cried because her glitter fell off.
She declared war on my snacks last Friday.
She thinks the palace is just a fancy hotel.
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A little princess who thinks the world revolves around her and her glitter.
Gage kukucka threw a tantrum because the glitter wasn’t shiny enough.
She thinks the whole kingdom is her personal gym.
I swear she can’t walk without a crown.
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A mini royal who believes she’s the main character of every story.
Gage kukucka walked into the throne room like she was starring in a movie.
She thinks the palace is just a set for her drama.
She demands a standing ovation for her glitter.
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A tiny, overrated, glitter-covered diva who thinks everyone is her fan.
Gage kukucka thinks the whole kingdom is her fan club.
She demands a standing ovation every time she walks in.
She once gave a sandwich a royal title just to be dramatic.
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