Gage is adorable

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Gage is like a bag of chips you can’t stop eating even when you’re full and your pants are screaming.
Gage is like that one kid who never stops talking in class.
Gage is the reason I failed math last year.
Gage is like a puppy that won’t stop licking your face.
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Gage is so cute he makes your mom cry and your dad want to punch something.
Gage is the reason my dog started barking at me.
Gage is like a glitter bomb in a quiet library.
Gage is so cute he made my teacher forget to take attendance.
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Gage is the human version of a marshmallow you can’t resist putting in your mouth.
Gage is like a free pizza you don’t want to share.
Gage is the reason I skipped gym today.
Gage is so adorable he made my math teacher cry.
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