gage holger

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 3d ago · 5 definitions

A mouthy merch guy who talks big but can't back it up. They sell games like they're going out of style and then whine when they lose.

I sold you a ranked game for 10 bucks and then got dominated by a noob. You're a gage holger.

He bought 5 games and still got roasted in every one. Classic gage holger.

She sold me a ranked match like it was a life-or-death situation. Then she got carried by a noob. Gage holger, baby.

A loudmouth who buys games to look cool but can't even play decent. They talk like they're the best but get wrecked every time.

He bought 10 games and still got wrecked by a 12-year-old. Gage holger for life.

She bragged about her ranked game until she got fed up and quit. Gage holger energy.

He bought a ranked match like it was a royal wedding. Then he got fed up and left. Gage holger.

A guy who spends money on games but can't even play. They talk too much and get embarrassed when they lose.

He spent 20 bucks on a ranked match and got fed up after 3 minutes. Gage holger.

She bought a game and got wrecked by a guy with a 10-minute elo. Gage holger.

He talked about his ranked game like he was in the NBA. Then he got fed up and left. Gage holger.

A guy who buys games to look cool but gets wrecked every time. They talk too much and get fed up when they lose.

He bought a ranked game like it was a concert. Then he got fed up and left. Gage holger.

She bought a game and got wrecked by a noob. Gage holger for life.

He bought 5 games and still got fed up by a 12-year-old. Gage holger.

A guy who sells games like they're the last piece of pizza. They talk too much and get embarrassed when they lose.

He sold me a ranked match like it was the last pizza. Then he got fed up and left. Gage holger.

She sold a game like it was a royal event. Then she got wrecked. Gage holger.

He sold 10 games and still got fed up by a noob. Gage holger.