Gage Hill

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That pale-ass friend of yours who you met in high school from Ethan Poole and always yells at people to go fuck themselves.
You see Gage Hill at the store and he yells, 'Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit!'
He texts you, 'I just saw your face, and I’m still mad about that.'
He walks into the class and says, 'I’m here to make everyone’s life a living hell.'
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That pasty guy who was your friend in high school from Ethan Poole and tells everyone to go fuck themselves like it’s a job.
He walks up to you at the mall and says, 'You look like you need a good punch in the face.'
He DMs you, 'I’m still mad you didn’t pick me for the group project.'
He yells in the hallway, 'I’m the reason you failed math!'
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That ghost of a friend from high school who always tells everyone to go fuck themselves and still acts like he’s your best friend.
He shows up at your birthday and says, 'I didn’t come for you. I came to see if I could still annoy you.'
He texts you, 'I still hate you, and I always will.'
He walks into the room and says, 'I’m here to remind you how bad you were in high school.'
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