gage helfrich

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A god in human form who also takes your lunch money.
'Gage Helfrich just turned my snack into a sacrifice.'
'He’s not just a god. He’s the god of my failures.'
'I tried to beat him. He beat me. Then he took my last cookie.'
2
A human who acts like a god and roasts you in public.
'He roasted me in front of the whole class. I was just a kid.'
'He called my math test a 'disaster' in front of everyone.'
'He roasted my hair and my grades. Both are bad.'
3
A walking legend who will make your life a nightmare.
'He turned my life into a nightmare during lunch.'
'He’s the reason I failed algebra.'
'He’s the legend who made me cry during a math test.'
4
A god who roasts you and steals your snacks.
'He roasted me and took my chips. I had no chips left.'
'He roasts me and steals my pizza. It’s a daily routine.'
'He’s like a god, but with a snack obsession.'
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A human who's so good, he should be a god.
'He’s so good, he’s like a god.'
'He’s better than a god. He’s a god in disguise.'
'He’s so good, he should be on a throne.'
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A man who beats you at everything and steals your snacks.
'He beats me at everything. Even at math.'
'He beat me at chess and took my snack. I had no snack.'
'He’s the best at everything. And he steals my snacks.'
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