Gage Heck

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Gage Heck. Brainy kid. Looks good. Thinks he’s a heartthrob, but he’s just delusional. Sweet as pie. Can charm any girl. Every girl’s actual dream guy, except they’re all fake.
He told me he was gonna get with the whole cheerleading squad. I said, 'Bro, you're lucky they don't throw you out the window.'
He asked me out, and I said, 'Only if you promise not to think you're a rockstar.'
He tried to flirt with my mom. I walked out of the room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gage Heck. Smart, good-looking. Thinks he’s a god. He’s not. He’s just sweet. He can get with any girl. He’s the real deal. Girls think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He told me he was gonna date my sister. I said, 'You're gonna need a lot of bread.'
He tried to text my crush. I blocked him and sent him a meme about a sad fish.
He asked me out. I said, 'Only if you stop thinking you’re a king.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gage Heck. Smart, good-looking. Thinks he’s the best. He’s not. He’s just really nice. He can get with any girl. Girls love him. He’s the real deal. Everyone thinks he’s a god.
He told me he was gonna get with the principal. I said, 'You're gonna get in trouble.'
He asked me out. I said, 'Only if you promise to stop thinking you’re a superhero.'
He tried to flirt with my brother. My brother threatened him with a fork.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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