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A giant clumsy oaf with the brain of a donkey
He tripped over his own feet and face at the party.
He tried to dance but looked like a confused elephant.
He ate six burgers and then cried about it.
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A walking disaster with the IQ of a potato
He spilled his drink on the teacher and laughed at the wrong time.
He tried to explain math but used three wrong numbers.
He asked why the sky is green and nobody answered.
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A human meatball who can't even think straight
He wore a hat inside and nobody knew why.
He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a goat screamed.
He got lost in the hallway and cried.
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