Gage Gwaltney

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The most awesome human ever. Also the best Warhammer player who doesn't even brag about it. He's so cool he might just take over the world.
Gage is the only person who can beat me at Warhammer and still has the energy to laugh at me.
He walked into the room and immediately became the center of attention. No one even noticed me.
He just casually beat my Warhammer army and said 'see ya later.'
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The guy who is so good at Warhammer it's not even funny. Also the most humble person on Earth. He might just be the most handsome man alive.
He beat me at Warhammer and didn't even look impressed.
He smiled at me and I immediately felt like the worst person ever.
He's the only person who can make me feel like a complete idiot and still be nice about it.
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The best man on Earth. Also the best Warhammer player. He's so cool he might just end up ruling the world.
He walked into the room and immediately made me feel like I was the worst player ever.
He beat my Warhammer army and said 'nice try.'
He's so cool I might just have to become his sidekick.
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