gage gain

My uncle is a gage gain. He looks like he just got dumped by a ghost.

That guy at the gym is a gage gain. He can’t even open his eyes without a coffee.

My teacher called me a gage gain. I think she’s just mad I didn’t do my homework.

My mom is a gage gain. She fell asleep during my birthday party.

That kid in class is a gage gain. He blinked twice and went to sleep.

My brother is a gage gain. He can’t even watch TV without a nap.

My neighbor is a gage gain. He looks like he’s been crying since the 90s.

My dog is a gage gain. He looks like he just got yelled at by a robot.

My friend is a gage gain. He looks like he’s been holding back tears since the first grade.