Gage Forward

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A gage forward is a hot mess who thinks they're the king of the hill. They're always talking about how hard they work, but they barely show up. And let's be real, everyone needs a gage in their life to make things extra wild.
Hey Gage, you’re late again, but at least you showed up. Barely.
Gage said he’d work 10 hours, but he took a 2-hour nap.
I needed a gage today, and he showed up with a coffee and a tantrum.
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Gage forward is a person who thinks they're hot, but they're just average. They brag about their job, but they barely do it. And they have a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, even when it's not needed.
Gage walked in with a destroyer and a bad attitude.
He said he’d finish the project by noon, but it’s 2 AM and he still hasn’t started.
Gage brought his destroyer to the meeting and it destroyed the whole plan.
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A gage forward is a guy who thinks he's the best, but he's just average. He's always talking about how good he is, but he doesn't back it up. And let’s face it, you need a gage in your life to make things extra stupid.
Gage said he’d finish the job by lunch, but it’s now 7 PM and he still hasn’t started.
He brought his destroyer to the office and it destroyed the printer.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m the best,’ but he barely did anything.
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Gage forward is a person who thinks he's a god, but he's just a man who talks too much. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and he uses it on people who don't deserve it. You need a gage in your life to make things extra crazy.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m here to destroy everything,’ and he did.
He used his destroyer on the coffee machine, and now it’s broken.
Gage said he’d finish the job by 5, but it’s now 11 and he still hasn’t started.
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A gage forward is a man who thinks he's hot, but he's just average. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and he uses it on people who don’t deserve it. You need a gage in your life to make things extra wild.
Gage walked in with his destroyer and destroyed the whole team’s mood.
He said he’d work 8 hours, but he took a 3-hour nap.
Gage used his destroyer on the boss and now everyone’s laughing at him.
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Gage forward is a hot mess who thinks he's the best, but he's just a man who talks too much. He has a 10-inch destroyer that hits everything, and you need a gage in your life to make things extra stupid.
Gage said he’d finish the project by noon, but it’s now 6 PM and he still hasn’t started.
He used his destroyer on the printer and now it’s broken.
Gage walked in and said, ‘I’m the best,’ but he barely did anything.
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